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What Your Phone Case Says About You

Helena Sandles

Everything we say, do, and wear reveals hidden secrets about our inner most selves. Some people lie awake at night, locked in existential angst about ‘who they are’. Others fill out personality quizzes on Facebook, designed to tell you Which Kardashian Are You or, in my case, Which Game of Thrones House Would You Be In?

It’s an easy trap to fall into. After all, appearances can be deceptive, and with so many Facebook friends to impress, it’s easy to lose track of the ‘real’ you. Luckily, you don’t need to waste time filling out personality quizzes at work. You just need to take a look at your phone case.

Empowering (or Silly) Quotes

Travel Quote iPhone 7 Plus Case

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If Nietzsche were alive today, we reckon he would have a quote case. His would probably say something cheerful like “To live is to suffer; to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering”. You and I are more likely to have a case that says Dogz Rule!

People with quote cases are serious, intelligent, and probably a little bit crazy.

The Ultimate Bling Case

Bling Phone Case

Is KUWTK your favourite reality TV show? Do you aspire to being an extra on TOWIE? Do you even know what these acronyms mean? If the answer is YES, YES and YES, you probably have a bling phone case covered in diamante crystals and glitter.

A bling case indicates you are a person who cares a lot about their appearance and never leaves home without a full set of acrylic nails and a fake tan. You go girl!

Cute Animal Case

Cute Dachshund iPhone 7 Case

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Are you the type of person who prefers the company of dogs and cats to humans? Of course you are, which is why your iPhone case is covered in cute puppies or kittens.

Quite right, too. This type of case indicates you are a sweet soul with a lot of love to give, just not to humans. Frankly, we don’t blame you.

Utility Phone Case

Indestructible iPhone Case

Hard-core rubber, bombproof phone cases are designed to protect a delicate smartphone from pretty much anything. If you have a case like this, you are probably a man’s man, an Alpha Male, and a bona fide hunk on legs.

We bet you have women throwing themselves at you in the street. Stop it already! You had us at ‘phone case’…

Next time you are having an existential crisis, ask yourself, “What would Nietzsche say?” Shall I tell you? He’d say, “Ze answer is staring you in ze case!”


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